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Joke Thread
11-10-2008, 07:26 PM (This post was last modified: 11-10-2008 07:28 PM by Sporran.)
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To lighten the day, not sure what happended to the one we had so i will start this one.


Black women across the america have started to shave their pubic hair in support of OBama.

Our message to the world is, read our lips, no more bush!
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11-11-2008, 10:11 AM
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That was cerebral.

You should a-palsy-gise for it.

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11-11-2008, 03:36 PM
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when madonna married guy richie she said she wanted to be like an authentic british woman.

she is now a single mum and one of her kids is black.

I'd say that has been pretty successful.

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11-12-2008, 10:26 AM
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Sad

It's funny 'cos it's true...


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11-22-2008, 05:16 PM
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2 eggs in a saucepan, one says to the other, have a look at my crack.

the other says not yet, im not hard Wink

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11-23-2008, 03:10 PM
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what happens if you spill carpet cleaner??

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01-15-2009, 07:41 PM
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A Blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said...for best results put on two coats.

And on that note i will get my coat Big Grin

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01-15-2009, 08:55 PM
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things with the credit crunch have gotten so bad that women are having sex with men because they cant afford the batteries



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a man and wife decide to have a code word for sex (washine machine)

That night they go off to bed and the man whispers to the wife "washing machine"

"not right now darling" says the wife "I have a bit of a headache"

about half hour later the wife is feeling a little guilty so she turns to her hubby and whispers "washing machine"

he replies " its ok, it was only a small load so i did it by hand"


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I hope you liked those!!!

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01-16-2009, 10:11 AM
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A man goes to the doctor, he says, "I've hurt myself in many places,"

The doctor says, "Well don't go to those places."


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01-16-2009, 10:24 AM
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at this rate the next joke will be a knock knock joke.

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