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01-16-2009, 11:30 AM
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That's a fucking classic Tommy Copper!

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04-08-2009, 09:11 PM
Post: #12
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an oldie i know but i liked it when i read it today

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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04-09-2009, 11:14 AM
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nice way to lift the mood!!

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11-28-2011, 07:05 PM (This post was last modified: 11-28-2011 07:09 PM by Sporran.)
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01-02-2012, 07:04 PM
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01-04-2012, 08:57 PM
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The new film 'The Iron Lady' has been classified PG.

It's unsuitable for miners.

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01-04-2012, 10:25 PM (This post was last modified: 01-04-2012 10:40 PM by Sporran.)
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one for the computer people

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01-05-2012, 11:33 AM
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Did you hear about the Farmer nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?

Apparently he was outstanding in his field.
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01-05-2012, 02:12 PM
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Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
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01-07-2012, 11:13 PM (This post was last modified: 01-07-2012 11:14 PM by Sporran.)
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